if I was in the hunger games I’d just get mcdonalds as a sponsor but instead of just eating the big macs they’d send me during the games I’d use them as bait to trap people and every time I’d made a kill I’d look up to the sky, give a thumbs and whisper “I’m lovin’ it”
my little brother came into my room and told me that there was water all over the bathroom floor so i got up and grabbed a towel and ran into the bathroom to find all of my water energy pokemon cards sprawled out on the floor this kid is 5 fucking years old and he got me
do you think this is a fucking game (because he does)
it doesn’t have to be elaborate i don’t care for fancy dates but if he says, "hey let’s grab some coffee, my treat." "i need to buy a sweater, help me choose?" "i haven’t seen you in awhile, let’s go watch a movie."
it sounds totes better than "idk what do you want to do choose"